I've had it
Martha! You and your cute, to die for boxed sets of punches! Don't you have any idea what you are doing to my wallet? You should be ashamed of yourself. I can't go into Walmart or Michael's or A C Moore without being tempted! The 16 punches I have are the last 16 punches I'm buying this week-
I mean it! I feel like I need therapy. I passed on the cute little cup of cocoa punch and it's haunting me. I can't live without it. Oh and the scallop set with the little embossed dot and all those loops and shells. Now where the hell did I put that 40% off coupon...
Seriously though-
Stop it Martha! I am one of your biggest fans- stuck with you through the jail times and that weird thing with the Donald! I can't take anymore.
Ps. Martha- if by some "lottery winning" chance you see this, can I come work for you? Be on the show? Oprah and Rachel Ray give away free stuff all the time. Send a girl some free punches? Martha? Martha? Crap... back to the coupon.
Thanks for tuning in. If you've declared war on Martha, let me know. Misery loves company.
Tracey16 punches as of today